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i am SO SICK of people (including other girls) putting girls down for everything they do. y’all won’t let us win. you’ll make fun of a girl who like starbucks and victoria’s secret leggings for being too basic, make fun of an athletic or muscular girl by saying she “looks like a man”, call any girl who likes nirvana or classic rock a poseur but girls who like rap music ‘thots’, and harass “art hoe” type girls for liking popular, talented artists or yellow fucking backpacks. i swear to god, anything a girl likes becomes a meme. young girls are a joke and it’s time we get treated with some fucking respect.

time and time again have i heard “why don’t you just be original and do things you actually enjoy?” like what??? the fuck??? is this??? no girl can EVER enjoy anything that anyone else has ever enjoyed, EVER. absolutely not. and honestly who gives a shit if she developed her interests based on somebody else’s? that’s how we learn and grow and discover ourselves. i guarantee you that you wouldn’t enjoy shitting in the toilet unless you saw the rest of the world do it first.

it’s not funny, it’s pure misogyny. and it has to stop.

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Not to mention that when girls are in relationships they’re constantly worried about not being the “chill girlfriend” and say or do things in relationships they don’t want to do and are afraid to ask for what they want because a girl taking control in a relationship will turn her into a “crazy girlfriend” and nobody wants that. It’s disgusting.

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ok so we’ve all seen that post about how the avengers would react to a creeper hitting on a girl in a bar

but imagine how the harry potter characters would react

harry would quickly slide in, using his “boy who lived famous 5ever” status to distract the creep, giving the girl a chance to slip away
ron would just walk up and be like “oi what the hell is your problem” because fuck it he was no tact
hermione would either calmly tell the guy to leave and invite the girl to sit with her or go BALLISTIC and hex him depending on her mood
ginny would just hex him
luna would start talking about nargles or some shit and scare the guy off
neville would approach the guy, a bit nervous, and politely but firmly tell him to back off
dean and seamus would start making out to make the guy uncomfortable and make him go away
so would james and sirius, i guarantee it
lily would OWN that motherfucker verbally and we all know it
hagrid would just loom over the guy and just glare until he left
mcgonagall would turn into a cat and yowl in his face really loudly
remus would tell him to leave and if that didn’t work, after three warnings, he’d step aside so lily could hex him
fleur would distract the guy, get him to hit on her instead, and then slam that motherfucker’s forehead into the table while bill cheered in the background
bill would start hitting on the guy in an equally creepy fashion
mclaggen… was probably the guy tbh

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borderline-sunflower borderline-sunflower

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

hellkn1ght hellkn1ght

I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

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At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

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a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and whispered “count olaf”

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once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

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A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

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Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

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one time a drunk girl started crying because she said she loved my eyebrows so much

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Today at the concert a drunk girl told me I reminded her of her three year old, kept telling me how pretty my eyes are, and then kissed me

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nexya

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

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The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying “Halfdan wrote this”

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my old english prof told us that theres a cave in Scandinavia where a viking gratified some runes like 14 feet up on the wall and when they finally reached it all it translated into was “this is very high”

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problackgirl

I hate tumblr sex positivity bcs you’ll have teenage girls that come to a blogger and say “I haven’t done anything before and I sometimes feel ashamed and behind bcs I feel like a prude” and the majority of responses will be “girl, be a hoe!! Go suck a dick!! Go fuck someone’s dad (lol)! Suck 10 dicks! Live your life”… and I hate it bcs it doesn’t take into account how damaging performing sexual acts with boys can be. We all acknowledge that boys can be very misogynistic, rude, disrespectful many times on tumblr and your response to sexually inexperienced girls is to go and suck boys off. How does that make sense?

I’m gonna be honest and say the first time I performed a blowjob, I honestly felt disgusted with myself… I should’ve waited with someone I trusted and someone who would’ve given me the emotional support and affection I needed after. Sex and sexual acts can be fun, but we shouldn’t act like it can’t also be harrowing and upsetting for young girls. What do we gain from acting like sex is an inherently positive experience when in reality, we know that’s not true? Why are we telling impressionable young girls to go suck 10 dicks (it’s also p cissexist tbh) like being that sexual so fast can’t have negative repercussions on their mental state? There’s nothing wrong with being sexual, I enjoy it myself. But I think we need to be more careful with how we frame discussions about sex on here. It’s always too extremes; either “don’t have sex or you’ll die” or people thinking they’re being super progressive by telling young girls “have all the sex, suck all the dicks, be free”… Both of these are terrible and bad advice.

I wish more people told me that there’s nothing wrong with being sexual and no one should shame me for whatever I do, but that there’s also things I should be weary of. Sex isn’t an inherently good thing, you have to be emotionally, physically and mentally ready for anything you do, even kissing, bcs whether we like it or not. Being sexual does affect people especially if the aftermath isn’t great… Girls can feel really bad and self-hating if they rush into something they’re not ready for. Most boys really don’t offer the needed support afterwards tbh, and that’s what can be really damaging to young girls and we need to start factoring that into the conversation.

(This post is written from a heterosexual point of view bcs I’m straight and I’m drawing from my own personal experiences but please feel free to add from other perspectives in the commentary if you want)

oqvpno oqvpno

I think this is one of the most important posts I have read, and I fully agree with everything said

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Please read this thoroughly.

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I think I’m just going to stop posting anything else and just reblog this everyday. Read it. Now read it again.

deducecanoe deducecanoe

It’s all true. Making thoughtful decisions about relationships and what you are going to do, and with whom and how far you will go is important. The younger any kid is, the less thoughtful (and safe) that decision will be, regardless of sex. Experimenting, learning, this stuff happens. But I would venture that most of the straight guys you meet in high school are not mature enough to not be misogynistic about it. Some think being careless with someone’s feelings or getting them to do things they aren’t comfortable with is macho. And I think the power dynamic of the boy/girl relationship is worth discussing. Other types have their own hardships but I think this is one most girls are not prepared for. I almost think we need some kind of mentor program so girls don’t go blind into this like we did. Not because I think they are fragile flowers, but because adults have been sending mixed signals forever. Boys send out messages that girls should be a certain way. And girls need to learn to trust themselves and their instincts. To be forthright about what they will and will not accept. And that no means no, and perpetual pestering and begging from a guy for something you aren’t ready to do is a huge red flag. That you do t have to accept that.

Am I ready? Am I really ready? What am I comfortable with? How do I want to be treated? When will I walk away? How am I going to be safe? These are questions girls should have strong answers for.

I think there is a learning curve with human sexuality and nothing is ever going to be perfect. But I want firms to feel emotionally and mentally empowered when being sexually empowered, whether they are exercising their right to say yes or no.

Source: problackgirl

Things overheard in my ap classes:

witchlights:

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“Dude. I’m going to get so hammered this weekend.”
“I have to read crime and punishment by Monday- I’ll just do it all Sunday night"
“If you could get full ride to any college by killing a man, would you do it?” “In a second.”
[A guy showing a girl how to put notes into a calculator in order to cheat on the AP calc BC test] “My morals have crashed like the Russian economy after the collapse of the USSR.”
“What class is this?” “AP FIGHT CLUB”
“What if we all just didn’t show up for graduation?”
“It is my unalienable right to not be here right now. I’m entitled to the pursuit of happiness and this isn’t it.”
“I’ll pay you $15 to do my physics homework.” “Shit, I’ll do it for free if you do my lit homework.”
[1st hour AP Human Geo: A girl pours a bottle of mountain dew and a can of monster into a thermos, shakes it up, and drinks it in one go.] “I have tests in every hour today and I got 15 minutes of sleep. Desperate times, ya know?”
“But if you’re valedictorian, and she’s salutoriain, and the six of us are top 2%, then who’s driving the bus?”
“so. did anyone do the calc homework?” *chorus of no’s* “you know, i don’t know why I even asked.”
“maybe if we all pretend we don’t know what we’re doing, he’ll move the calculus test.” “Honey, I don’t even need to pretend.”
@witchlights who’s driving the bus
this had me at ap fight club

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thereadfox

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Telling other girls that they look pretty is like cracking a glow stick full of positivity and female friendship

konagrown konagrown

say out loud every nice thought you have

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The other day at school, I told a girl I liked her umbrella, and it surprised her so much, that she loudly blurted “they’re on sale at Target!!!” and it was just funny and cute.

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Yesterday I was boarding my plane home and I just had to tell the stewardess that I loved her hair! Glorious, multicolored curly natural afro and just as I’m telling her she stops me and tells me how much she loves my jacket.

#girls complimenting other girls 2015

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SAY OUT LOUD EVERY NICE THOUGHT YOU HAVE

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Boys, protect girls. Call people out when they make offensive jokes. Stand up to those who treat girls like objects. Walk a girl home if she feels unsafe. Listen to them and be considerate of their feelings. Destroy that myth that women are inferior.

Girls, protect boys. Call people out when they make fun of a boy for showing emotion. Stand up to those who tell boys to ‘man up.’ Support boys who enjoy feminine things. Destroy the myth that men can’t be victims and that women can’t be predators.

Boys, protect boys. Protect your bros from violent relationships. Comfort your bros when they need somebody. Stand up for your bros who are ridiculed for not wanting/liking sex. Destroy the myth that two men can’t be close without it being “gay.”

Girls, protect girls. Defend sisters who enjoy having sex. Stand up to those who define sisters for what they wear. Don’t judge your sister’s worth from how many boyfriend’s she’s had. Destroy the myth that girls have to constantly compete with each other.

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I am someone’s dream girl

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